If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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