I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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