Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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