I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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