PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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