Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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