it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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