did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
