i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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