Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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