Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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