ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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