I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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