I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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