Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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