She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Girls should come with a carfax report
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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