Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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