Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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