come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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