How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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