Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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