Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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