i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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