Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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