Don't you send me to vm
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Randomize
