it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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