I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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