It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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