I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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