She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The air was thick with penises
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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