I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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