K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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