My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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