So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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