And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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