He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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