honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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