dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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