ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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