Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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