i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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