he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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