wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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