i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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