He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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