She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
