Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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