so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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