hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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