your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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