He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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